Sanford and Tammy

I don't even know where to begin with this one. At some point in 1991 or so, Ken and Sanford brought these two runaways -- one of them Ms. Tammy Wynetts Lewis, Sanford's would-be 14-year-old girlfriend, round to live in the living room of the apartment I shared with Ken. (They'd broken the two girls out of the Missouri State Home for Wayward Girls in Kingdom City.)

Anyway, while they were there, Sanford was a constant presence. This video shows Sanford's antics around Tammy. I think that this was pretty much what their relationship was about: Tammy found Sanford useful because he had a car and a job, and Sanford was, well, confused.