Tinotopia (Logo)
TinotopiaLog → Vermillion Alert! ( 3 Jun 2005)
Friday 03 June 2005

Vermillion Alert!

Motorists traveling on Interstates 10, 20, 59, 65, and 85 are advised to use caution when approaching Alabama, as the state has been reported missing.


Alabama is in the ‘United States of America’, as helpfully shown on the map pictured above.

Department of Homeland Security officials said on condition on anonymity that it is thought that the state had been abducted by Aruban nationalists who wanted more real estate and who resented the competition for beach tourists represented by Gulf Shores and the rest of the ‘Redneck Riviera’.

In unrelated news: Malibu plagued by jazz ninjas. Film at 11.

Posted by tino at 11:23 3.06.05
This entry's TrackBack URL::

Links to weblogs that reference 'Vermillion Alert!' from Tinotopia.

I can’t get enough of the redneck riveria — my favorite place in Gulf Shores/Orange Beach is a place that actually has as available side vegetables fried pickles and fried corn on the cob.

Posted by: Shaye at June 8, 2005 08:35 PM